Doc, you're hands are freezing! Can you please help a brother out by warming those bad boys up before you tell me to "drop my drawers" and go in for the exam......down there! In addition to the physical, I was grilled on everything from my bowel health to giving myself testicular exams. Ugh, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. The worst part of this application process is over if you ask me.
I had a 10:00 am physical and was told I needed to fast for 12 hours prior to the physical. Considering I wake up at 4:15 am every weekday morning, I knew waiting until after my 10:00 am physical was done would be a make me one cranky bastard! And boy was I right!! I was in a state of dizzy delirium by the time the appointment was over at 10:45. And in addition to fasting, I couldn't even eat gum. I was rocking some serious hungry/bad breath in that tiny doctor's office. Both the nurse and doctor wanted to have in-depth conversations face-to-face with me and I wonder if they could smell it. I wanted to die!
I got a tetnus shot, had my cholesterol checked, and then was tested for a wheat allergy. I have been given a clean bill of health and according to my doctor, fit to be a parent. Let's hope some birth mother feels the same. Jon was given a clean bill of health too. One part of the application down.....598 to go!
Oh man - I remember having to fast for my physical. I was such a b&$#@*!!!! I had such a headache! I think my office has a photo of me up warning the staff of my next visit. At least it's done, and like you said...only 598 more hoops to jump through!
ReplyDeleteI am starting to wondering how many times Angelina Jolie had to do these things???
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